1 00:00:01,446 --> 00:00:03,079 Hey, cap'n, got a second? 2 00:00:03,113 --> 00:00:05,848 - It's "Captain." - What did I say? 3 00:00:05,849 --> 00:00:08,483 "Cap'n," like cap'n crunch. 4 00:00:08,517 --> 00:00:09,818 All right, but to be fair, 5 00:00:09,819 --> 00:00:11,352 cap'n crunch was a war hero 6 00:00:11,353 --> 00:00:12,954 and the primary male role model 7 00:00:12,955 --> 00:00:15,890 in my house, growing up, so... 8 00:00:15,924 --> 00:00:18,259 Anyways, cap-tain, you know 9 00:00:18,260 --> 00:00:19,927 that jewelry store robbery down by grand army Plaza? 10 00:00:19,961 --> 00:00:22,596 - Mm-hmm. - I know who did it... Dustin Whitman. 11 00:00:22,597 --> 00:00:24,265 I put him in Rikers two years ago. 12 00:00:24,266 --> 00:00:25,566 He just got out, and the crime scene 13 00:00:25,567 --> 00:00:27,368 matches his M.O. perfectly. 14 00:00:27,369 --> 00:00:29,303 Okay, what do we got? 15 00:00:29,338 --> 00:00:32,707 Well, security cam shows a male suspect, 5'9"... 16 00:00:32,741 --> 00:00:34,309 Wearing a black ski mask. 17 00:00:34,310 --> 00:00:35,877 He bypassed the McConnell alarm 18 00:00:35,878 --> 00:00:37,445 by using the magnetic kill switch. 19 00:00:37,446 --> 00:00:39,748 And he only stole diamonds, nothing over two carats. 20 00:00:39,782 --> 00:00:41,349 Yeah, exactly. How'd you know? 21 00:00:41,383 --> 00:00:44,385 I'm a Detective. It's what I do. 22 00:00:45,720 --> 00:00:47,455 I'm just kidding. I need a lot more information. 23 00:00:47,456 --> 00:00:49,123 But that would've been a great exit line, right? 24 00:00:49,157 --> 00:00:50,424 The crime techs aren't done yet, 25 00:00:50,425 --> 00:00:51,892 but I'm 100% sure it's Whitman. 26 00:00:51,893 --> 00:00:53,327 Well, let's see what kind of physical evidence 27 00:00:53,328 --> 00:00:55,395 they turn up, and then we can talk arrest. 28 00:00:55,396 --> 00:00:58,232 Actually, hilarious story. 29 00:00:58,266 --> 00:01:01,435 So that is Dustin Whitman. 30 00:01:01,469 --> 00:01:04,604 You already arrested him? With insufficient evidence? 31 00:01:06,039 --> 00:01:08,440 By law, we have 48 hours to find that evidence, 32 00:01:08,441 --> 00:01:10,108 or we have to let him go. 33 00:01:10,142 --> 00:01:11,576 You just started the clock. 34 00:01:15,379 --> 00:01:17,680 What's up with this emergency meeting? 35 00:01:17,681 --> 00:01:20,581 Whoa, Detective Santiago. 36 00:01:20,615 --> 00:01:22,415 Big date tonight. How do I look? 37 00:01:22,450 --> 00:01:24,317 Well, I think you look... 38 00:01:25,987 --> 00:01:28,254 Sorry, that was supposed to be a catcall. 39 00:01:28,255 --> 00:01:29,789 I don't know how this works. 40 00:01:29,790 --> 00:01:31,858 Hey, is this why you were getting makeup tips 41 00:01:31,859 --> 00:01:33,727 from the prostitute in the holding cell? 42 00:01:33,761 --> 00:01:35,929 I just wanted to know how she got such smoky eyes. 43 00:01:35,930 --> 00:01:38,665 Turns out it was an std rash. 44 00:01:38,700 --> 00:01:39,700 Detective Peralta has made a collar 45 00:01:39,701 --> 00:01:41,068 in the jewelry store heist. 46 00:01:41,102 --> 00:01:42,703 - Way to go, jakey. - Ah, that's okay. 47 00:01:42,704 --> 00:01:44,104 No. He didn't get sufficient evidence 48 00:01:44,105 --> 00:01:45,405 to make it stick, so we have 49 00:01:45,406 --> 00:01:47,641 the next 48 hours to fix his mistake. 50 00:01:47,675 --> 00:01:49,209 Damn it, Jake. 51 00:01:49,243 --> 00:01:52,012 What evidence did you have when you arrested this guy? 52 00:01:52,013 --> 00:01:53,580 Some pretty ironclad stuff. 53 00:01:53,581 --> 00:01:56,216 Dustin, it's been a while. 54 00:01:56,217 --> 00:01:58,152 Mind if I ask you a few questions? 55 00:01:58,186 --> 00:02:01,522 Well, well, well, if it isn't joke Peralta. 56 00:02:01,523 --> 00:02:03,582 That's it, you're under arrest. 57 00:02:03,592 --> 00:02:04,858 Case closed? 58 00:02:04,893 --> 00:02:07,060 If we don't find something conclusive, 59 00:02:07,095 --> 00:02:08,261 it jeopardizes the case 60 00:02:08,262 --> 00:02:09,963 and opens the department up to a lawsuit. 61 00:02:09,964 --> 00:02:11,298 So cancel your plans. 62 00:02:11,333 --> 00:02:12,600 We're here until this is over. 63 00:02:12,634 --> 00:02:14,935 - Damn it, Peralta. - Ow! 64 00:02:14,969 --> 00:02:16,270 I know everyone's mad at Peralta 65 00:02:16,271 --> 00:02:19,606 for ruining their weekend. 66 00:02:19,607 --> 00:02:20,640 But? 67 00:02:20,674 --> 00:02:21,808 That was it. 68 00:02:21,809 --> 00:02:22,942 I was just demonstrating 69 00:02:22,943 --> 00:02:25,846 for Detective Peralta what a fact is. 70 00:02:25,880 --> 00:02:29,611 Sync and corrections by 00:06:22,613 try try again." 165 00:06:22,614 --> 00:06:25,116 When you're that big, you buy anything that fits. 166 00:06:25,150 --> 00:06:27,719 A lot of fat guy clothes have racist overtones. 167 00:06:27,753 --> 00:06:29,721 Okay, a couple of quick announcements. 168 00:06:29,722 --> 00:06:32,191 First, I met our night janitor Ronald. 169 00:06:32,192 --> 00:06:35,528 If any of you are missing hand sanitizer, he drank it. 170 00:06:35,563 --> 00:06:38,064 Second, our warrants finally went through. 171 00:06:38,065 --> 00:06:40,000 We gotta place Whitman at the scene and prove 172 00:06:40,001 --> 00:06:42,302 that he either possessed or sold those diamonds. 173 00:06:42,303 --> 00:06:43,536 I know you're all tired, 174 00:06:43,537 --> 00:06:44,938 but don't forget why we're here. 175 00:06:44,939 --> 00:06:46,673 Because we're dedicated detectives. 176 00:06:46,674 --> 00:06:48,274 - Because Peralta jumped the gun. - Yep. 177 00:06:48,309 --> 00:06:50,877 Get to work. 178 00:06:50,911 --> 00:06:52,612 So we both had good answers. 179 00:06:52,646 --> 00:06:54,814 This isn't a joke. You're ruining our weekend. 180 00:06:54,849 --> 00:06:57,117 Okay, I'm sorry you had to cancel dinner with your dad. 181 00:06:57,151 --> 00:06:58,919 Date. I had a date. 182 00:06:58,920 --> 00:07:01,088 Hey, if Jake says the guy did it, 183 00:07:01,089 --> 00:07:02,923 that usually means the guy did it. 184 00:07:02,957 --> 00:07:04,558 Thank you. Everyone listen to Rosa. 185 00:07:04,592 --> 00:07:05,592 No, I'm still furious at you. 186 00:07:05,593 --> 00:07:06,793 Okay, no one listen to Rosa. 187 00:07:06,828 --> 00:07:08,762 She's clearly an accomplice to this crime. 188 00:07:08,763 --> 00:07:10,731 I'm gonna go take another crack at Whitman. 189 00:07:10,765 --> 00:07:12,032 You've been in there, like, five times. 190 00:07:12,033 --> 00:07:13,100 What are you gonna do? 191 00:07:13,101 --> 00:07:14,134 Annoy him into talking? 192 00:07:14,168 --> 00:07:15,635 Ha, ha. 193 00:07:15,670 --> 00:07:17,270 Two, three, four. 194 00:07:20,808 --> 00:07:22,275 Aah! 195 00:07:27,015 --> 00:07:28,716 Didn't work. 196 00:07:28,717 --> 00:07:30,384 Thank you. Did not work. 197 00:07:33,052 --> 00:07:34,819 Hey, Captain. 198 00:07:34,853 --> 00:07:36,186 Will you please let everyone else go? 199 00:07:36,187 --> 00:07:37,721 I feel bad that I ruined their weekend, 200 00:07:37,722 --> 00:07:39,290 and I can tell they're pissed at me. 201 00:07:39,291 --> 00:07:41,625 I mean, Charles hasn't tried to high-five me all morning. 202 00:07:41,659 --> 00:07:43,060 Yes, I've taken the brunt of that. 203 00:07:43,061 --> 00:07:45,729 Kitchen buds. 204 00:07:45,730 --> 00:07:47,364 Are you sure Whitman did it? 205 00:07:47,399 --> 00:07:48,799 Yes, I'm positive. 206 00:07:48,834 --> 00:07:50,201 Then the whole team stays. 207 00:07:50,202 --> 00:07:52,403 We have a better shot with everyone on it. 208 00:07:52,404 --> 00:07:54,238 Fine, will you at least tell Hitchcock to go home? 209 00:07:54,273 --> 00:07:56,540 His mouth smells like rotten trout milk. 210 00:07:56,575 --> 00:07:57,708 Is there such a thing? 211 00:07:57,742 --> 00:07:59,042 I'm just telling you what it smells like. 212 00:07:59,077 --> 00:08:00,511 Get out. 213 00:08:00,545 --> 00:08:03,313 - Do you have the bank records? - Mm-hmm. 214 00:08:03,314 --> 00:08:05,549 Good thing I didn't reschedule my date for tonight. 215 00:08:05,550 --> 00:08:07,350 We're never leaving here. 216 00:08:07,385 --> 00:08:08,885 Well, maybe that's a good thing, you know? 217 00:08:08,886 --> 00:08:10,820 Saved you from another lame Internet date 218 00:08:10,855 --> 00:08:15,792 with some lame guy named dirk or mar... garine. 219 00:08:15,793 --> 00:08:17,494 He's not lame, okay? 220 00:08:17,495 --> 00:08:18,895 He works with a friend of mine. 221 00:08:18,896 --> 00:08:20,263 He has a human name. 222 00:08:20,264 --> 00:08:21,698 And I'm not telling you what it is, 223 00:08:21,699 --> 00:08:23,367 because you'll look him up and make fun of him. 224 00:08:23,368 --> 00:08:25,635 I can't believe you think so little of me 225 00:08:25,636 --> 00:08:27,837 that you would just automatically assume... 226 00:08:27,838 --> 00:08:29,372 Is it Luke Mueller? 227 00:08:29,373 --> 00:08:30,807 How did you do that? 228 00:08:30,808 --> 00:08:32,809 Well, you only have one friend... Kylie. 229 00:08:32,810 --> 00:08:34,277 And she has seven male coworkers. 230 00:08:34,311 --> 00:08:36,245 Goatee, goatee, jaunty fedora, 231 00:08:36,280 --> 00:08:38,214 profile pic is a sunset, 232 00:08:38,215 --> 00:08:40,650 tasmanian devil tattoo, goatee. 233 00:08:40,651 --> 00:08:43,586 Leaving Luke as the only viable option. 234 00:08:43,621 --> 00:08:44,787 Well, he's nice, 235 00:08:44,788 --> 00:08:47,323 and he uses proper punctuation in texts. 236 00:08:47,358 --> 00:08:49,092 - Dreamboat. - And I wanted to go out with him. 237 00:08:49,093 --> 00:08:50,760 All right. You know what? Reschedule for tonight. 238 00:08:50,761 --> 00:08:52,495 I promise I will get us out of here in time. 239 00:08:52,529 --> 00:08:54,230 Fine. I'm holding you to that. 240 00:08:54,264 --> 00:08:55,498 Where's he taking you? 241 00:08:55,532 --> 00:08:57,266 Terrific, let's get everyone involved. 242 00:08:57,267 --> 00:08:59,134 Dinner and a movie. 243 00:09:00,670 --> 00:09:02,938 Dinner and a movie is the perfect first date. 244 00:09:02,939 --> 00:09:04,840 I think the perfect first date doesn't feel like 245 00:09:04,841 --> 00:09:06,975 a first date at all, because you've known each other 246 00:09:06,976 --> 00:09:09,377 for a few years, maybe even work together. 247 00:09:09,411 --> 00:09:11,412 And one night you're laughing, 248 00:09:11,447 --> 00:09:13,414 and then all of a sudden, it's just like blammo! 249 00:09:13,415 --> 00:09:15,216 Kissing. 250 00:09:15,250 --> 00:09:18,752 Cheap dinner, watch basketball, bone down. 251 00:09:18,787 --> 00:09:22,189 So pretty much the same as what I said. 252 00:09:23,424 --> 00:09:25,492 None of the partials match Whitman. 253 00:09:25,493 --> 00:09:27,194 If he did it, he didn't leave any prints. 254 00:09:27,228 --> 00:09:29,096 Maybe he doesn't have any. 255 00:09:29,097 --> 00:09:30,430 Interesting fact about me... 256 00:09:30,431 --> 00:09:32,466 I once burnt my fingerprints off on a wok. 257 00:09:32,467 --> 00:09:35,135 Hi, hello. 258 00:09:35,169 --> 00:09:36,436 What are you doing? 259 00:09:36,437 --> 00:09:37,804 Holt said you didn't have to come in here. 260 00:09:37,805 --> 00:09:39,406 You don't come in on days you're supposed to work. 261 00:09:39,407 --> 00:09:42,309 Because I'm so nice, I brought two pies. 262 00:09:42,310 --> 00:09:44,144 One is from crust. 263 00:09:44,145 --> 00:09:47,648 And one's also from flatbush diner. 264 00:09:47,649 --> 00:09:49,883 Hey, you know what might be fun? 265 00:09:49,918 --> 00:09:52,319 Charles could try them and tell us which one is better. 266 00:09:52,354 --> 00:09:53,587 How fun is that? 267 00:09:53,588 --> 00:09:55,889 - So fun. - Yay! 268 00:09:55,890 --> 00:09:58,092 Yum, yum, yum. Yummy. 269 00:09:58,126 --> 00:10:00,094 You got a second, Captain? 270 00:10:00,095 --> 00:10:04,299 I've got these overtime forms for you to s... 271 00:10:04,333 --> 00:10:07,736 Are you stifling a yawn? 272 00:10:07,737 --> 00:10:09,805 - No, sir. - Go home, sergeant. 273 00:10:09,806 --> 00:10:11,006 I'm fine. 274 00:10:11,040 --> 00:10:14,609 And I filled this out. I just need you to... 275 00:10:20,282 --> 00:10:21,649 Permission to yawn, sir. 276 00:10:21,650 --> 00:10:24,318 Go home. 277 00:10:28,790 --> 00:10:31,425 Please, I'm begging you. 278 00:10:31,460 --> 00:10:34,294 - Oh, fair enough. - Yeah. 279 00:10:34,295 --> 00:10:36,363 That's for women. 280 00:10:38,366 --> 00:10:40,901 - These your glasses? - Mm-hmm. 281 00:10:40,936 --> 00:10:41,935 They're gigantic. 282 00:10:41,936 --> 00:10:43,704 My contacts dried out, thanks to you. 283 00:10:43,705 --> 00:10:46,306 And they're cool. No, they're not. 284 00:10:46,307 --> 00:10:48,609 Wow, you are blind blind. 285 00:10:48,643 --> 00:10:50,678 - Yeah. - You're a blind cop. 286 00:10:50,679 --> 00:10:52,246 How has there not been a made-for-TV movie 287 00:10:52,247 --> 00:10:54,115 about your struggles? Give those back. 288 00:10:54,116 --> 00:10:56,717 Yeah, okay. 289 00:10:56,718 --> 00:10:58,853 Wait a minute. 290 00:10:58,887 --> 00:11:00,354 I did it. 291 00:11:00,389 --> 00:11:01,956 I got Whitman, dead to rights. 292 00:11:01,990 --> 00:11:04,092 I can still make my date? As I promised. 293 00:11:04,093 --> 00:11:05,593 Go get changed. 294 00:11:05,594 --> 00:11:06,861 And by that, of course I mean 295 00:11:06,862 --> 00:11:08,129 throw your glasses in the garbage, 296 00:11:08,130 --> 00:11:09,597 then get laser surgery, 297 00:11:09,632 --> 00:11:12,067 then recuperate... And she left the room. 298 00:11:14,303 --> 00:11:16,271 It's all right. 6 out of 12. 299 00:11:16,305 --> 00:11:17,505 Out of 12? Why? 300 00:11:17,506 --> 00:11:19,540 For the 12 components of food satisfaction: 301 00:11:19,541 --> 00:11:23,178 Salty, sweet, sour, bitter, umami, odor, sound... 302 00:11:23,179 --> 00:11:25,013 Sound? Come on, Charles. 303 00:11:25,014 --> 00:11:27,715 Try her nasty pie. 304 00:11:31,453 --> 00:11:33,120 Oh, wow. 305 00:11:33,121 --> 00:11:34,721 That's the best pie I ever had. 306 00:11:34,755 --> 00:11:36,823 No, no. 307 00:11:36,824 --> 00:11:38,224 - No, no, no. - What's this? 308 00:11:38,259 --> 00:11:40,727 We were running calls to pawn shops 309 00:11:40,728 --> 00:11:42,029 and then waiting for them to call back. 310 00:11:42,030 --> 00:11:43,964 I didn't ask what you were doing. 311 00:11:43,965 --> 00:11:45,899 I asked what you are doing. 312 00:11:45,933 --> 00:11:48,435 Pie taste test, it's over. I won. 313 00:11:48,436 --> 00:11:49,769 That's unacceptable. 314 00:11:49,770 --> 00:11:52,538 If you wanna know which restaurant has better pies, 315 00:11:52,539 --> 00:11:56,175 you can't just have one guy try one pie from each place. 316 00:11:56,176 --> 00:11:58,377 Everybody needs to try 317 00:11:58,378 --> 00:12:01,514 all the pies from both places. 318 00:12:01,548 --> 00:12:05,184 We gonna be here awhile. 319 00:12:05,185 --> 00:12:06,953 Debit card statement. 320 00:12:06,954 --> 00:12:08,121 You were at a parking meter 321 00:12:08,122 --> 00:12:09,355 two blocks from the jewelry store 322 00:12:09,356 --> 00:12:11,324 an hour before the robbery. 323 00:12:11,325 --> 00:12:15,595 Oh, no, you found out... About my wife. 324 00:12:15,596 --> 00:12:17,997 We both have cards, because we share a joint account, 325 00:12:17,998 --> 00:12:19,332 because we love each other. 326 00:12:19,333 --> 00:12:21,233 You're incapable of love, and I'll prove it! 327 00:12:21,234 --> 00:12:22,434 Oh, I'm very tired. 328 00:12:22,435 --> 00:12:24,270 I want my lawyer, now. 329 00:12:24,304 --> 00:12:26,873 Ugh! 330 00:12:26,908 --> 00:12:28,008 You have changed. 331 00:12:28,009 --> 00:12:29,843 You used to go straight to prison! 332 00:12:29,877 --> 00:12:31,711 Did Whitman talk? 333 00:12:31,745 --> 00:12:33,780 Oh, he talked all right. 334 00:12:33,781 --> 00:12:35,115 He asked for his lawyer. 335 00:12:35,149 --> 00:12:38,885 By using words, which is technically talking. 336 00:12:38,920 --> 00:12:40,320 We can't ask him any more questions 337 00:12:40,321 --> 00:12:41,455 till we find his lawyer, 338 00:12:41,489 --> 00:12:42,956 and we can't find his lawyer anywhere. 339 00:12:42,957 --> 00:12:44,725 I'm sorry. 340 00:12:44,726 --> 00:12:46,093 Aah, come on. 341 00:12:46,094 --> 00:12:47,794 Why is there pie here? 342 00:12:47,795 --> 00:12:50,063 That's not good. 343 00:12:50,097 --> 00:12:51,298 I think the world of you, 344 00:12:51,332 --> 00:12:52,600 as a colleague and friend. 345 00:12:52,601 --> 00:12:53,901 - Shut up, Peralta. - Yep. 346 00:12:56,293 --> 00:12:58,027 - Yes! - Another one for crust. 347 00:12:58,028 --> 00:13:00,230 It's not looking good for flatbush diner. 348 00:13:00,231 --> 00:13:01,965 Ah, come on! 349 00:13:01,999 --> 00:13:03,033 You went home and showered? 350 00:13:03,034 --> 00:13:04,434 That's so unfair. 351 00:13:04,468 --> 00:13:06,836 I'm just glad I keep a toothbrush here. Oh, cool. 352 00:13:06,871 --> 00:13:08,138 Hey, can I borrow it? 353 00:13:08,172 --> 00:13:10,040 Uh, why do you wanna borrow the toothbrush? 354 00:13:10,041 --> 00:13:11,041 What possible answer could he give 355 00:13:11,042 --> 00:13:12,275 that would make you say yes? 356 00:13:12,276 --> 00:13:13,343 I wanna brush my teeth. 357 00:13:13,377 --> 00:13:14,978 Jake, it's been in my mouth. 358 00:13:15,012 --> 00:13:16,346 That's the grossest thing I've ever heard. 359 00:13:16,347 --> 00:13:17,414 That's the grossest thing you've ever heard? 360 00:13:17,448 --> 00:13:18,682 You caught a guy on the subway 361 00:13:18,716 --> 00:13:20,417 with a bag of human ears. 362 00:13:20,452 --> 00:13:21,652 Your thing's grosser. 363 00:13:21,686 --> 00:13:22,853 Bring out the meringues. 364 00:13:22,854 --> 00:13:25,556 I brought a few more. That's so many. 365 00:13:27,492 --> 00:13:28,532 You wanted something, sir? 366 00:13:28,560 --> 00:13:30,428 Look, it's impossible to make you leave. 367 00:13:30,429 --> 00:13:33,364 But you do have to sleep, and that's an order. 368 00:13:33,365 --> 00:13:36,001 Sir, this is not necessary. 369 00:13:36,035 --> 00:13:39,104 Also, can't sleep without my whale songs. 370 00:13:39,105 --> 00:13:40,672 Terry, I've seen this before. 371 00:13:40,706 --> 00:13:43,441 Problems at home, so you stay late at the job, 372 00:13:43,442 --> 00:13:44,976 but that only makes it worse. 373 00:13:45,010 --> 00:13:47,145 Everything's great with my wife. 374 00:13:47,146 --> 00:13:49,014 It's just, my brother-in-law's in town, 375 00:13:49,015 --> 00:13:51,850 and we do not get along. 376 00:13:51,851 --> 00:13:54,419 - He thinks I'm a weakling. - You? 377 00:13:56,055 --> 00:13:57,823 Let me get that for you. 378 00:13:57,824 --> 00:14:00,258 I can do it. 379 00:14:00,259 --> 00:14:04,128 Tiny Terry loves his pickles. 380 00:14:04,129 --> 00:14:06,030 He makes me feel so small. 381 00:14:06,065 --> 00:14:07,732 Who cares what he thinks? 382 00:14:07,733 --> 00:14:10,535 You're a police sergeant. You're a grown man. 383 00:14:10,536 --> 00:14:12,170 Now take your nap. 384 00:14:12,171 --> 00:14:13,405 And if I see the lights on in here, 385 00:14:13,406 --> 00:14:16,241 I'm gonna be very disappointed in you. 386 00:14:19,112 --> 00:14:20,979 Are you the idiot that made a Friday night arrest? 387 00:14:20,980 --> 00:14:22,581 I was in the poconos with my wife. 388 00:14:22,582 --> 00:14:23,882 You ruined my entire weekend. 389 00:14:23,917 --> 00:14:26,752 Get in line, because that's their attitude. 390 00:14:26,753 --> 00:14:28,354 Get your own attitude. 391 00:14:28,355 --> 00:14:31,424 He has an alibi, geniuses. He was at torque. 392 00:14:31,425 --> 00:14:33,966 It's a nightclub in cape may, New Jersey, all night. 393 00:14:33,967 --> 00:14:34,994 Nice try. 394 00:14:35,028 --> 00:14:36,362 You think I'm gonna waste six hours 395 00:14:36,363 --> 00:14:38,931 driving to the Jersey Shore and back on some fake alibi? 396 00:14:38,965 --> 00:14:40,232 It's up to you. 397 00:14:40,233 --> 00:14:43,468 But in ten hours, he walks. 398 00:14:44,703 --> 00:14:48,507 More like in ten hours, he walks into prison, 399 00:14:48,508 --> 00:14:49,708 when we bust him. 400 00:14:49,742 --> 00:14:51,210 Let's follow up on his alibi. 401 00:14:51,211 --> 00:14:53,479 - Yep, you heard him, Scully, hit the road. - No. 402 00:14:53,480 --> 00:14:54,713 You should've looked into this 403 00:14:54,714 --> 00:14:56,715 before you made the arrest. You go. 404 00:14:56,716 --> 00:14:57,816 Oh, Captain, I'm happy to go. 405 00:14:57,851 --> 00:14:59,252 I love the saltwater taffy down there. 406 00:14:59,286 --> 00:15:00,586 Scully loves the saltwater taffy down there. 407 00:15:00,620 --> 00:15:02,955 No, Peralta's going. Go, Peralta. 408 00:15:02,989 --> 00:15:05,257 Look, I know I caused this problem, but I can fix it. 409 00:15:05,258 --> 00:15:06,926 We just got some new security footage in. 410 00:15:06,927 --> 00:15:08,288 Let me stay here and go through it. 411 00:15:08,295 --> 00:15:10,429 I'm gonna prove that Whitman was at the scene of the crime, 412 00:15:10,463 --> 00:15:12,298 even if it kills me. 413 00:15:12,332 --> 00:15:14,200 This is killing me. 414 00:15:14,201 --> 00:15:16,768 Good. Die. 415 00:15:16,769 --> 00:15:19,838 You know, if it does come to that, 416 00:15:19,839 --> 00:15:23,576 I have but one wish before I go. 417 00:15:23,610 --> 00:15:25,111 Can I please put your glasses on my penis? 418 00:15:25,112 --> 00:15:28,181 I just think that would be really funny. 419 00:15:28,215 --> 00:15:30,416 Hey, can you make copies 420 00:15:30,417 --> 00:15:31,617 of these warrant requests for me? 421 00:15:31,652 --> 00:15:33,252 I'm not your secretary. 422 00:15:33,287 --> 00:15:34,887 You're everyone's secretary. 423 00:15:34,888 --> 00:15:36,656 That's literally your job. 424 00:15:36,657 --> 00:15:39,058 And your job is lying about your taste buds? 425 00:15:40,360 --> 00:15:41,861 I'm sorry about the whole pie blowup thing. 426 00:15:41,862 --> 00:15:42,962 You're right. 427 00:15:42,963 --> 00:15:44,797 The flatbush diner pie is awful. 428 00:15:44,831 --> 00:15:48,168 - Thank you. - It's just... 429 00:15:48,169 --> 00:15:49,836 I want Rosa to like me. 430 00:15:49,871 --> 00:15:52,106 All right, do whatever you want, 431 00:15:52,107 --> 00:15:54,242 but most women don't really like it 432 00:15:54,243 --> 00:15:56,945 when dudes lie to them. 433 00:15:56,979 --> 00:15:59,181 Except for me, but I'm wired 434 00:15:59,182 --> 00:16:02,084 to thrive on dysfunction. 435 00:16:02,118 --> 00:16:04,619 Nothing. 436 00:16:04,654 --> 00:16:07,521 Wait, wait, wait. This guy... 5'9 " or 5'10", 437 00:16:07,522 --> 00:16:08,689 black knit cap. 438 00:16:08,723 --> 00:16:10,177 Come on, come on, come on. 439 00:16:10,192 --> 00:16:11,846 Gotcha! 440 00:16:11,860 --> 00:16:15,229 Ugh, it's not him. 441 00:16:15,264 --> 00:16:18,499 Let's just arrest this guy. Who even cares anymore? 442 00:16:18,534 --> 00:16:21,002 So how'd my new best friend Luke take it 443 00:16:21,003 --> 00:16:22,203 when you cancelled on him again? 444 00:16:22,237 --> 00:16:25,539 Don't know, hasn't called me back. 445 00:16:25,540 --> 00:16:26,907 Which is what always happens, 446 00:16:26,908 --> 00:16:29,944 because it's impossible to be a cop and date. 447 00:16:29,978 --> 00:16:33,147 Amy, look. There is a guy out there 448 00:16:33,148 --> 00:16:35,015 with incredibly low standards 449 00:16:35,016 --> 00:16:37,385 and a super weird soul patch, 450 00:16:37,419 --> 00:16:39,387 and he is waiting for you. 451 00:16:39,421 --> 00:16:43,491 Amy, my patch tingles for you. 452 00:16:43,525 --> 00:16:46,494 We will wed on the isle of New Jersey. 453 00:16:46,528 --> 00:16:48,629 Our first dance will be to jessie's girl, 454 00:16:48,630 --> 00:16:51,331 because my name is definitely jessie. 455 00:16:51,332 --> 00:16:52,700 - It's so romantic. - Hey, guys. 456 00:16:52,701 --> 00:16:53,934 Hey. 457 00:16:53,935 --> 00:16:56,270 Yeah, there's good news, and there's bad news. 458 00:16:56,304 --> 00:16:59,940 The bad news is my saltwater taffy place was closed. 459 00:16:59,941 --> 00:17:01,240 And the good news? 460 00:17:01,241 --> 00:17:02,741 Whitman's alibi checked out. 461 00:17:02,776 --> 00:17:05,711 Security footage from torque shows he was there. 462 00:17:05,712 --> 00:17:07,380 That's not good news. 463 00:17:07,414 --> 00:17:10,516 - That's bad news. - Right. That is bad news. 464 00:17:10,517 --> 00:17:12,618 Sorry, it's on me. 465 00:17:12,619 --> 00:17:14,486 No, Detective Scully, it's on Peralta. 466 00:17:14,521 --> 00:17:18,290 No, Captain, that's on Santiago. 467 00:17:18,291 --> 00:17:20,358 It's on me. It's still on me. 468 00:17:22,294 --> 00:17:23,895 This is such a disaster. 469 00:17:23,929 --> 00:17:26,297 It's not good. D.A.'s furious. 470 00:17:26,298 --> 00:17:28,033 Whitman and his lawyer are in my office right now, 471 00:17:28,034 --> 00:17:30,502 gunning for a lawsuit. No, not that. 472 00:17:30,536 --> 00:17:32,771 My brother-in-law is coming to have dinner with me 473 00:17:32,772 --> 00:17:35,440 on his way to jfk. 474 00:17:37,143 --> 00:17:41,480 But also the botched investigation, that's bad too. 475 00:17:43,983 --> 00:17:45,283 Okay, what can I do? 476 00:17:45,318 --> 00:17:48,453 Oh, your services will not be necessary, 477 00:17:48,454 --> 00:17:50,822 because you need to go home and change for your date. 478 00:17:50,823 --> 00:17:52,757 - What? - I called handsome Luke. 479 00:17:52,758 --> 00:17:54,326 I explained the weekend was entirely 480 00:17:54,327 --> 00:17:55,660 my fault, partially. 481 00:17:55,661 --> 00:17:57,062 And he wants to go out with you tonight. 482 00:17:57,096 --> 00:17:59,665 - Thanks, Peralta. - You're welcome. 483 00:17:59,700 --> 00:18:00,800 Just promise me you won't use the condoms 484 00:18:00,801 --> 00:18:02,234 in the secret pocket of your purse, okay? 485 00:18:02,235 --> 00:18:04,203 - They're expired. - How do you know what's in my purse? 486 00:18:04,237 --> 00:18:06,005 I needed concealer for a zit. 487 00:18:06,039 --> 00:18:09,341 Plus, you know, we spend so much time together here, 488 00:18:09,342 --> 00:18:11,343 I know everything about everyone. 489 00:18:11,344 --> 00:18:14,146 I know Hitchcock went bald at 15. 490 00:18:14,147 --> 00:18:16,214 Scully used to date Hitchcock's wife. 491 00:18:16,215 --> 00:18:18,450 Charles has a bike with a little basket on the front. 492 00:18:18,451 --> 00:18:20,051 How else would you carry baguettes? 493 00:18:20,052 --> 00:18:22,621 And Rosa has a shower in her apartment, I think. 494 00:18:22,622 --> 00:18:24,089 I got nothing on her. 495 00:18:24,090 --> 00:18:25,223 Good. 496 00:18:25,258 --> 00:18:27,459 Well, I guess we did just spend 48 hours 497 00:18:27,460 --> 00:18:30,396 locked in here together. 498 00:18:32,833 --> 00:18:34,600 Holy crap. 499 00:18:34,601 --> 00:18:36,402 - What? - Locked in here together. 500 00:18:36,436 --> 00:18:38,471 So we will be filing a wrongful arrest suit 501 00:18:38,472 --> 00:18:40,272 against the NYPD. 502 00:18:40,307 --> 00:18:43,709 And when I win, I'm gonna buy club torque, 503 00:18:43,710 --> 00:18:44,810 put a statue of Jake Peralta 504 00:18:44,811 --> 00:18:46,212 right in the middle of the dance floor. 505 00:18:46,213 --> 00:18:48,314 First off, that's a terrible threat. 506 00:18:48,315 --> 00:18:49,749 I would love to have a statue of myself 507 00:18:49,750 --> 00:18:51,083 in the middle of a dance club. 508 00:18:51,084 --> 00:18:52,384 Second... 509 00:18:52,385 --> 00:18:53,819 Do me a favor, take a look at this picture, 510 00:18:53,820 --> 00:18:55,020 and tell me what you see. 511 00:18:55,055 --> 00:18:56,923 You and Regis philbin. 512 00:18:56,957 --> 00:18:58,124 Awesome, right? 513 00:18:58,125 --> 00:18:59,459 Surprisingly down-to-earth guy 514 00:18:59,460 --> 00:19:01,227 and definitely not the picture I meant to show you. 515 00:19:01,228 --> 00:19:02,796 But take a look at this. 516 00:19:02,797 --> 00:19:06,033 That's right, it's you and your old cell mate Marcus Cole. 517 00:19:06,100 --> 00:19:09,270 And here he is again outside the jewelry store. 518 00:19:09,304 --> 00:19:11,005 The two of you planned this together in prison. 519 00:19:11,006 --> 00:19:12,407 You taught him your m.O, 520 00:19:12,408 --> 00:19:13,741 he pulled off the robbery, 521 00:19:13,742 --> 00:19:16,511 you got yourself an alibi, and you split the loot. 522 00:19:16,545 --> 00:19:19,180 Oh, man, I can't believe he caught us. 523 00:19:19,181 --> 00:19:20,415 Of course he did, 524 00:19:20,416 --> 00:19:21,616 Peralta is the best! 525 00:19:21,617 --> 00:19:23,384 Aw, thanks, reg. That's enough. 526 00:19:23,385 --> 00:19:24,652 Yeah, I gotta work on my Regis. 527 00:19:24,653 --> 00:19:25,987 Anyway, see ya in jail, Whitman. 528 00:19:26,021 --> 00:19:28,456 You got anything else to say? 529 00:19:29,792 --> 00:19:32,828 Hey, Rosa, the flatbush diner's pie is terrible. 530 00:19:32,829 --> 00:19:34,096 It's inedible. 531 00:19:34,097 --> 00:19:35,564 Food is supposed to be edible. 532 00:19:35,599 --> 00:19:36,699 So you were lying? 533 00:19:36,700 --> 00:19:39,135 What the hell, Boyle? 534 00:19:39,136 --> 00:19:41,471 Put it in the suck-it bucket. 535 00:19:41,472 --> 00:19:43,539 Crust isn't any better. 536 00:19:43,574 --> 00:19:46,275 It's fancier, but it's all bells and whistles. 537 00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:48,811 Desserts don't need to be clever. 538 00:19:48,845 --> 00:19:50,580 They just need to be good. 539 00:19:50,581 --> 00:19:54,317 This is the best pie in New York City... 540 00:19:54,318 --> 00:19:59,356 Apple from argos bakery, founded 1910. 541 00:19:59,357 --> 00:20:02,526 Recipe unchanged. Taste it. 542 00:20:06,331 --> 00:20:07,965 Damn, it is amazing. 543 00:20:07,999 --> 00:20:09,766 This pie is so good, I hate it. 544 00:20:09,767 --> 00:20:11,568 You just graduated pie school, bitches. 545 00:20:11,569 --> 00:20:14,171 Sorry I said "bitches," I'm just really worked up. 546 00:20:14,172 --> 00:20:16,073 Yow! Mmm, what is that? 547 00:20:16,108 --> 00:20:19,076 Sorry for screwing up everyone's weekend. 548 00:20:19,111 --> 00:20:22,780 Hey, uh, drinks on me. Who's in? 549 00:20:22,781 --> 00:20:24,248 Oh, no way. No, I got the date. I gotta change. 550 00:20:24,283 --> 00:20:26,651 - Come on. - Everyone's tired, Peralta. 551 00:20:26,652 --> 00:20:28,019 They just wanna go home. 552 00:20:28,053 --> 00:20:29,720 Yeah, but I have to prove I'm not selfish, 553 00:20:29,721 --> 00:20:30,922 so I don't care what they want. 554 00:20:30,923 --> 00:20:33,124 That sounded bad. 555 00:20:35,059 --> 00:20:37,027 And to make up for what I did, I'll cover 556 00:20:37,061 --> 00:20:38,061 one shift each for all of you. 557 00:20:38,062 --> 00:20:39,363 No kidding? 558 00:20:39,364 --> 00:20:40,798 - Except Santiago. - What? 559 00:20:40,799 --> 00:20:41,999 I got you your date back. 560 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:45,169 One nice thing from me is all you get. 561 00:20:45,170 --> 00:20:47,438 So this is my desk. 562 00:20:47,439 --> 00:20:48,739 Desk jockey, huh? 563 00:20:48,740 --> 00:20:51,142 You just sit here, eat your pickles, 564 00:20:51,176 --> 00:20:52,877 wait for the criminals to turn themselves in. 565 00:20:52,878 --> 00:20:54,412 Actually, I don't like pickles that much. 566 00:20:54,413 --> 00:20:55,913 Terry, I'm glad I found you. 567 00:20:55,948 --> 00:20:58,015 There's been a development in the Russian mob case. 568 00:20:58,016 --> 00:20:59,417 Oh? Yeah, our killer 569 00:20:59,451 --> 00:21:00,651 has been spotted in the warehouse 570 00:21:00,652 --> 00:21:02,319 down by the canal. Get your gear. 571 00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:04,321 So you want me first through the door, sir? 572 00:21:04,322 --> 00:21:05,490 Oh, it's just you. 573 00:21:05,491 --> 00:21:07,225 The SWAT team is on another call, 574 00:21:07,259 --> 00:21:09,427 so you'll have to do it alone. 575 00:21:09,428 --> 00:21:11,530 Hey, I'm not gonna be able to make dinner tonight. 576 00:21:11,531 --> 00:21:13,699 Hey, no, do your thing, do your thing. 577 00:21:13,700 --> 00:21:16,034 Go, Terry. 578 00:21:16,035 --> 00:21:18,505 You can crash on my couch. 579 00:21:18,506 --> 00:21:21,265 I even downloaded you some whale songs. 580 00:21:21,266 --> 00:21:23,854 Thank you, sir. I'll never forget it. 581 00:21:27,545 --> 00:21:29,517 Good night, Terry. 582 00:21:30,496 --> 00:21:34,505 Sync and corrections by Rafael UPD www.addic7ed.com/ 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net